{"product_id":"cordially-not-invited-signed","title":"Cordially Not Invited (Signed)","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003eSigned copy of 'Cordially Not Invited' includes personalized bookplates \u0026amp; signed bookmarks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eNote: \u003c\/span\u003eYour book will be signed, but not personalized.  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e*\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv title=\"Page 7\" class=\"page\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"layoutArea\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGetting cold feet about marrying your fiancée?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eSuddenly realizing your wedding will be a huge and painful party to celebrate the biggest mistake of your life?\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003ci\u003eSay less.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eJust call me via this private number, and I'll handle the situation for you.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eYou'll never make it to the altar, and the words “I do” will never leave your mouth…\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e***\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eThese lines are all part of my business motto, my personal guarantee.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eDespite working strictly by referral, I've made millions—and never failed a client.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003ci\u003eUntil her.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eKatie “I still believe in bullshit fairytales” Elizabeth.\u003cbr\u003eThe so-called “best wedding planner in the country” who hates me almost as much as I hate her. (Keyword:\u003ci\u003e almost\u003c\/i\u003e.)\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eUp until two weeks ago, I was perfectly fine seeing her when our clients happened to collide, but now she's desperately seeking my help for a bride-to-be who wants to run away.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eI should've said no, should've just let our paths cross at whatever next wedding was in store, but…\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eShe gave me one hell of an ultimatum, and the next thing I know, I'm flying first class to a two-week engagement party in paradise, arguing with her in the middle of a rainstorm, and realizing I should've never accepted this invitation...\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The F.L.Y. Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45889083244601,"sku":null,"price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/5105\/5161\/files\/CordiallyNotInvited_PaperbackMockUp.png?v=1779892516","url":"https:\/\/www.bestreadersever.com\/products\/cordially-not-invited-signed","provider":"The F.L.Y. Store ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}