{"product_id":"naughty-boss-signed-copy","title":"Dirty Doctor (Signed)","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eSigned copy of 'Dirty Doctor' includes signed bookplates \u0026amp; bookmarks.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/span\u003e Your book will be signed, but not personalized. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\"Lean back on the table and spread your legs for me ...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eBeing a doctor in New York City has never been easy. Especially for someone like me, who has a private practice and an incompetent staff who insists on leaving me to fill in for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eOver the past six months, I've performed one too many pap smears, three too many \"breast exams,\" and scrubbed in on several reconstructive surgeries. (This would be acceptable, if I was still interested in general medicine, but I'm not. I'm supposed to be a goddamn therapist ...)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eWhen my team finally came to their senses and decided to bring someone more competent into the practice last month, I was actually elated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eUntil I realized that our new \"doctor\" was none other than the woman I was supposed to meet for dinner two weeks ago. The same woman who stood me up with nothing more than an \"I can't meet you anymore, sorry,\" after we agreed to move our online talks into reality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eI haven't forgotten any of the filthy fantasies she told me about, and I never deleted our dirty messages. And if she believes that I'm going to act like a \"professional\" and pretend like that shit never happened, she has another think coming ...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The F.L.Y. Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45795041312825,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/5105\/5161\/files\/Screenshot2026-05-01at2.50.21PM.png?v=1777665117","url":"https:\/\/www.bestreadersever.com\/products\/naughty-boss-signed-copy","provider":"The F.L.Y. Store ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}